Hey everybody, welcome to the new episode.

Do the like and five star rating and subscribing shit, just do it for me please.

I don't feel like banging for it, I don't like it.

I spent all weekend, excuse me, I spent all weekend in North Florida.

So I'm a St. Peter's burger, we're going to go with that St. Peter's burger,

Born and Stade, and went up to visit my brother and his wife who bought a house in Gil

Christ County, Florida.

I had it in Florida because most of you, including myself, have never heard of Gil Christ County.

I've lived in Florida my whole life, I've never heard of Gil Christ County.

I gotta say it's very funny that, you know, Florida man is this whole thing, right?

You know, I've grown up in Florida the whole time.

And I walked into a quote unquote pet store, it's not your ordinary pet store, I walked

into a pet store, wearing a t-shirt, it was, I had some loud colors on it, and my hair

has grown out of control, like, you know, way out and bushy and curly.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say afro, but it's an afro.

I don't know if that's culturally appropriate anymore, but if you need to know what my hair

looks like, that's what it looks like.

So I was wearing shorts and what are the slides and not flip flops because they're not

the thongs that go in between your toes because I don't like the toe-webbing contact or

the slides, I think it's a proper term.

So I walked into this pet store and I got looked up and down, like, I'm a hippie.

I got long hair, a loud t-shirt, shorts, shorts, the biggest defense, and slides.

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