hear that music that can only mean one thing all hockey action hi i'm kevin smith one half of smodcast

and i'm inviting you all anybody listening out there boy girl fat thin man woman alien uh animal

fucker um all races,

creeds and colors,

all the different species in the entire federation of planets.

Come on out to Brantford,

Ontario, June 4th, 5th, and 6th

for the Walter Gretzky

street hockey tournament.

You've heard us talk about it on spotcast.

We had such a good time doing it last year.

We're doing it again this year. We're going up there try to break a record for Walter Gretzky. Get the most amount of teams ever registered for a street hockey tournament in honor of Canada's dad. And anybody can play. You hear street hockey tournament, you're like, I don't know how to play. I don't know how to play. I don't know many people. I'm not on a team. I don't know how to play i don't have any people i'm not on a team i don't know anyone who play i say bullshit everyone can play you put together a team it's just like that movie with the rats like ratatoo anyone could cook is anyone could play this game of street hockey in the walter grisky street hockey tournament branford ontario june fourth fifth and six come on out man look at me you know what you know what i look like i mean i was throwing off a plane for being fat, you know, wrongth, and 6th. Come on out. Man, look at me. You know what I look like.

I mean, I was throwing off a plane for being fat, you know, wrongly, but still. I'm not an athletic guy, but I'm out there playing, man. I'm out there in between the pipes. Listen to the podcast from last year, man. Here are the excitement in my voice, the enthusiasm, how close I got to an actual heart attack. And then it's not just me.

It's Scott Mosier, my co-host from Smodcast and all the people from our entire Smodcast Network, Walter Flanagan, Brian Johnson, Ming Chen, and all the celebs that you know and love from these dopey podcasts. They're all going up to play with me. And none of us are that good. A lot of us are old and middle age.

As a matter of fact, Walter Flanagan's got like a bionic knee, you know, and not even like the $6 million kind. So you don't have to be good. You don't have to be young. You don't have to be fit. Just come on up and play them and get 10 friends together, register a team, come up and play. or come up and watch come and and hang out. And guess what? If you come up and watch, it's not like you'll have nothing to do. On the night of June 5th, which is Saturday night, me and Moes are going to do live, Smodcast again in Bramford at the Sanderson Theater. We're going to bring Brie and Walt and their crew,

and they're going to do Tell them Steve Dave live for the first time right there in the Bramford Sanderson Theater. So come on, you can't miss that. Those dudes are funny. Come see that. It's worth it for the trip alone. Come here to live Smodcast. Come here to live, tell him Steve Dave. Fat people don't get out a lot. And I know a lot of people who like the show are kind of heavy like me.

And we never think about doing athletic things and this show are kind of heavy like me.

And we never think about doing athletic things and whatnot because we're going to be embarrassed. I say bullshit. I'm fat. I'm out there. You can do it too. Anybody. Bring a team together, man. We're going to have a good, good time. Come put it between my legs, man. shoot it in my five hole. I dare you. I'm going to turn around and wave my

ass at you and dare you to shoot it through my five hole. And I'll show you how quick a fat man could be with his mighty mylek pad. So come on out. June 4th, 5th and 6th. I can't tell you enough. The Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament, coupled with Smodcast Live, Live Nude Smod from the Sanderson Center right there in Brantford, Ontario.

For information, go to the website to go to coupled with Smodcast Live, Live Newt Smod from the Sanderson Center right there in Brantford, Ontario.

For information, go to the website to go to Smodcast.com, and we'll make all the links very clear for you. Join up for a team, a team for the tournament, GretzkyTurney.com, or to get tickets for live news, Smod and Brantford, Stocky Night.com. but click on stockynight.com or Gretzkyturne.com and come join us for some hot, wet Canadian action.

Canada's where Porkies came from. So, you know, they know sexy. So come on up, man. Come play with us.

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