013: Grandma's Pie

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SModcast Network

Nerdist, Comedy, Chasing, Smodcast, Mira, Mosier, Scott, Matt, Clerks, Amy, Mallrats

4.8 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2014

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Where Matt swears a lot about his grandmother's apple pie.

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0:00.0	Rising like a lion from the ashes, passing over in an upper room.
0:05.0	Back from the grave like Lazarus, endless like the great pit of Kharkoon.
0:10.0	I'm talking born again, man like born again.
0:13.0	A dared overrun by Frank Miller.
0:16.0	Because the birds flying high, my friend.
0:19.0	He beat his wood beat, Killers. Come on now.
0:22.7	Bird is back.
0:23.5	All your bird-loving loonies.
0:24.8	He's looking to end your woes.
0:27.3	Jonathan Livingston salesgoal wants to take you at all the Smokko shows, man.
0:32.8	He wants to help you laugh, that's all.
0:34.9	The bird won't steer you wrong.
0:37.4	He's Jonathan Livingston's sales go,
0:39.6	bitches, and this here is his song.
0:43.1	He sings a Christmas wishes
0:44.8	of gifts of gab to share.
0:48.4	Use him to give the gift
0:49.6	to Smokko shows, man.
0:51.0	Don't be giving socks and underwear.
0:53.0	Shit.
0:53.9	Zombie? No, he ain't no dead alive.
0:56.3	He laid low just so that he could survive.
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