In life, you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is, one vile fucking task after another. Don't get aggravated. Then the enemy has you by the short hair.

I don't think we've got the beginning down yet. Sorry, should start all over again?

Everything?

I would.

Okay.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Em Steve Dave.

I'm Brian Johnson, and I'm here with Brian Quinn.

Hello.

And Walt Flanagan.

Yeah.

The reason Walt sounds so unenergetic is because this is about the eighth time that we've started this.

One beginning resulted in an argument and being called an anti-Semite.

And are you okay with this opening?

Yeah, so far it's good.

This is good for you?

Yeah.

We're back to old school, just the three of us.

No crowds, like last week.

I went to my first school dance the other night. First school dance in 30 years, at an elementary school, anyway, not including the prom.

It was like a daddy-daughter dance, like a princess dance, and I spent a lot of time with my niece who's four years old.

So I brought her to the dance, and have you done that yet with your daughters? No, not yet. Not yet. You will in the future, though, you think? I doubt it. You won't? Who really wants to go dancing with her, with their dad, though? Uh, little girls, I bet. Think back to when you were in school, did you want to do any kind of, like, extracurricular activity outside of school, back in school with your dad, where everybody got to see you? Yeah. And you're not in December school dances together. But really, though. Even at sixth grade, even at fifth grade, I would not want to, like, to have, like, a dad come up and hang out with me at school.

Well, it would have been your mom probably.

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