And good morning, Bill Handel here on a Saturday morning as we go into, well, frankly, it's my favorite show show because during the week i don't get to abuse

you and scream at you and humiliate you and call you a moron and a cretan which uh is my life frankly

and uh i really miss it uh it's like putting your dog at to to the vet for a few days. You just miss the dog.

Well, I miss abusing you.

It's a wonderful concept.

Phone number here.

And top of the hour, always time to best time to come into the show.

8005201534, 800 5201534 800 5201534 and keep in mind as you asked me legal questions

I am an attorney known for my vast knowledge of law and I went to one of the finest law schools

in the United States even though it went out of business two years ago.

There aren't too many law schools that are now defunct.

That one is.

Mine is.

So my law degree, incidentally, which I keep up on the wall, Whittier Law School, where I went to school.

I now have now put a giant red circle with a line through it, just in case anybody doubts the veracity of my claims of having gone to law school.

And, yeah, you know, people ask me all the time.

I don't understand how you're a lawyer.

I don't either, to be honest with you.

I don't get it either. I know, you shouldn't be doing the law. Yeah, I know. I get it.

You know, okay. Any other questions? 800 520-1534. 800-5201534. Quick story before we start. And let me give you phone numbers. I mean, we don't have lines

open, so I have no problem starting to play the song. Matter of fact, Jake, can you bring up the song?

Because phone calls don't come in. This is what you get.

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