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Hello and welcome.

It's our number three, hour number three of the podcast, the Ben Mather Show.

Now this hour, weather delayed.

Weather delayed.

So there was a big storm that passed through the remote studio of the ben mallor show and knocked me off the air so what i did

i got into my mallor yacht and i sailed in through the rainstorm into the studio but the beginning here is me yelling at

brian finley who was trying to crack one-liners it It was terrible. So we went back and forth on that.

And then lame jokes of the week and some other surprises along the way. But it's an hour unlike

any other. And that's not necessarily a good thing. It's very unique this hour. It's coming

away right now. He is not here, but he is on his way, driving his Pinto up the freeway to come to the Fox Sports Radio Studios.

This is the Ben Miller show. I'm Brian Fenley here, and hopefully we're going to have Ben on the phone lines here in just a moment.

And then we'll get back to Big Ben and those monologues.

In a way, I almost want to talk about the Lakers and how wonderful they are while he's not

here.

But I'm not going to do that.

Yeah, so I really wanted to tee off on Ben here because, first of all, I don't think he

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