And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, about two-thirds of the U.S. is facing severe cold weather, and I, for one, am glad I don't live anywhere that that is happening.

Now, the snow and cold are wreaking havoc, including thousands of canceled flights.

Now, if you're lucky enough that your flight was not canceled because of the weather,

you still might be unlucky that your flight was not canceled because of the weather.

Case in point, a Delta flight had to return to the gate after the de-icing fluids

leaked through the exterior of the plane

and soaked a passenger who was sitting inside of the plane.

Now, he was okay, but he was very, very, very wet.

Now, to be fair, it was an accident.

You see, when it's not an accident, you just might go to jail.

In Canada, a man, he used a syringe to spray cleaning products under legs of women walking downtown.

Yes, you heard that correct.

Anyway, he was sentenced to one full week in jail.

No one is quite sure why he did it, but that's what he decided to do.

Meanwhile, in Australia, one business owner, he found a perfectly legal way to splash people.

You see, he got tired of people illegally parking in the driveway of his business.

So if you do, it activates a sprinkler system with, quote, multiple jets to douse the offenders.

It's just water, but people don't like getting wet.

And water is the best case scenario, right?

There's pee, blood, sewage, gasoline,

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