5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 1, 2, ignition, lift off. Welcome into In This Corner with the Brian Campbell.

This is the professional wrestling edition.

Now, damn it, you know who I am, but I'm going to tell you anyway.

It's the return of well-dressed Nick Costos.

And I made time from my busy schedule to join my man,

Brian Campbell, in studio here in lovely balmy, South Florida. And while I've been gone, dear listener,

I've been busy and not just at work. Because a couple weeks ago, Brian Campbell, I walked into

the BMW dealership. And the guy came up to me and he said, well-dressed Nick,

I've got the car for you. It's a beautiful white four series. And I said, get the hell out of my

face and get your manager over here. How dare you insult me with a four series. Well-dressed Nick

wants an M-4 or better. And handsome Nick bought the M-4. Handsome Nick bought this beautiful Brightling watch that's currently adorning his left wrist.

If I had to calculate the outfit that I'm wearing, Farragamo shoes, Ted Baker's suit,

Hugo Boss shirt, Eton tie, Brightling Watch.

We're talking thousands upon thousands, possibly into tens of thousands of dollars,

because handsome and well-dressed

Nick does not rest in peace. He can stay up all nights. And as always, or maybe not as always,

because I haven't been around the last few weeks. But as always, I am joined by my tag team partners.

First up, he is broadcasting not from the studio in lovely, balmy,

South Florida. He's at some golf course somewhere, doing his other job for CBS. I see him on Skype right

now. It's a weird upward camera angle. I can see his goatee. I can see the food stuck in his

goatee from his lunch earlier today. He is gross.

He is repulsive, but he's our guy.

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