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You thought that was funny.

Alberg's morning sickness.

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

98.

What the hell it's wrong with you?

KUPD.

I watched the local news last night and I had this email sitting on me yesterday after the show.

This could have gone double sideways.

This dude emails me and says, John, I got into it at a QT today.

You know how the lines are at that place are kind of like sort of two at once in a weird way?

So I get in what I think is the line, and a mean little lesbian says, hey, come on, don't be a jerk Line starts back here She had a hat that said F ice on it So had she said it nicely, I'd have just going back to the line But there was so much attitude So I said, oh, I'm sorry, sir It sucks when people cut the line And don't follow the rules, doesn't it? There should be laws or rules against that.

She was quiet, but on the way out, she says, F, you trumped hard.

So I went to the classics and said, shut up, Dyke.

She noticed that the QT guy was laughing, so she knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf and then ran out.

I wasn't a trumptard before, but I am now. I say I should jail all lesbians who look like bowling pins with flat tops. Love you guys. Glenn F. Trump 2028. All right, Glenn. You've gone too far. The other way. But, yeah, interesting to wear an F ice hat. Bold hat. And then say, you can't cut.

Yeah.

Like to get angry at somebody for cutting the line.

I don't want to go Chris Berman.

I got a little bit weird.

Yeah.

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