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Holmberg's morning sickness morning sickness

i'm cruising through wednesday morning it's a good one man fast 78 degrees and records

fallen and who cares beautiful

glorious it's perfect outside especially in the morning. It's really nice. Watching people walk around. Everybody said, we're still doing it. Complaining about everything, and still we manage to live in paradise. It's just getting better and better every day. And we're not in St. Louis, and that's the thing. All right, everybody calm them down. The simulation is broken, and I realized it a long time ago, but this is proof of it.

There are a bunch of... What are they called?

Oh, what's the name of these things?

Velvet monkeys, they call them, or green monkeys.

And they're loose in St. Louis. Tons of them, right? So they go to the zoo and they're like, hey, your velvet monkeys, your green monkeys are loose. And the zoo's like, no, uh-uh. And they're like, what? And so they went to some other place and they said, oh, you lost your velvet monkeys. We've got them. They're running all over St. Louis. And they're like, all of ours are accounted for.

So now St. Louis has a problem, and they don't know where it came from or why it's happening,

that they're running amok in Saint-Louis.

In the article, it says, this is how dumb America is.

The species is native to the sub-Saharan Africa, not Missouri.

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