Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them.

Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle?

How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle?

We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on IHeart

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for choosing to download the podcast and support the podcast because without you, we would not be having anyone

download it and boy would be in trouble.

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New year.

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So really, it's dependent on fine, fine people like yourself to help us out and spread the word.

This hour, a mallor trade reaction monologue, a report card this time on the James Harden

mega, mega, mega trade from Houston inbound to Brooklyn, four teams involved, a bunch of draft picks, a bunch of other players,

many of them you've never heard of.

But we pull out our report cards on the James Hardin trade for Hardin, the Nets, the Rockets,

the Cavaliers, and the Pacers.

We give you our grades right now.

Wheeling and dealing on steroids.

Welcome in the beginning of the Ben Maler Show.

We are in the air everywhere as we hold the floor, coast to coast, border to border, and beyond on the vast and powerful

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