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radio hello and welcome it's our number one hour number one of the podcast and we want to thank you

for being a loyal minion of the mallor militia and downloading the podcast, supporting the podcast, good job by you.

And in this hour number one, if you looked at the description, you already know what we're

going to talk about, but maybe you did not.

Here's the story.

Hour number one, is this the greatest Alabama team of all time?

Alabama won the national championship on Monday night.

They caowed Ohio State in dominating fashion.

Nick Saban wax poetic,

the quarterback of Alabama said it's the greatest team,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

A Mallor show investigation here in our number one.

Coming your way right now.

As the tide turns up the scoreboard, welcome in the beginning of the Ben Mallor show.

We are in the air everywhere.

As we sermonize coast to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast and powerful

microphones of Fox Sports Radio emanating live inside the magic radio box.

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