01/04/18 Thursday
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2022
⏱️ 144 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you know, you just have those days where nothing goes right now. I got like frickin bronchitis or some stupid crap, right? |
| 0:19.4 | It sounds sexy. Shut up. It's you're nothing out of your lip today. Right. Yeah, nothing I want nothing to do. I just see |
| 0:26.5 | I was giving you the stupid cat, right? The stupid cat someone locked the cat in this room. So then the cat cats will naturally just pee on on like pillows and stuff. |
| 0:36.2 | So I throw away all the pillows because the cat got locked in there. They don't pissed off right yesterday. I get the stupid robot and then the robot, right? |
| 0:43.8 | It's a super robot. I touched a robot. The top part just cracks off. So I'm like, oh crap. I got a huge one. I know. So then I go online and I found another user |
| 0:52.2 | and online so I can take the parts from that one. Okay. You're gonna try to put it on the other one. Okay. So I finally, I had this moment of |
| 0:58.2 | something. No, I had this a moment of just just ecstasy that I got my damn robot back. I'm bringing it inside. It's going to be |
| 1:04.9 | bad-ass. Then the garage. Did you even realize that? You realize that that's how you know Bill had a bad. Oh man. Then I go on my |
| 1:12.8 | kids room. I'm going to clean the two guitars slam into each other's smash. So now we're going to send it out there to get it |
| 1:18.5 | replaced. And I'm going to send the other guitar to get replaced. Oh my come on. I just I was just like, what the hell? |
| 1:26.5 | You were you know, you build literally all the photos to ask because I must have just did did something awful in my |
| 1:32.5 | past life. I mean, I was just trying to explain to Bill. Everybody has bad days. Oh, we can take a billion calls for |
| 1:41.9 | people. They're like bad dudes happen. And then this happened to the money. Money downy. Yeah. Two days in a row. |
| 1:48.5 | Sometimes you just can't get it. It's just you know, it sucks. I can't get out of it. I was just trying to. I was right. |
| 1:55.0 | It just sucks. The crappy thing is it's like we're in the first week of January. Oh man. It's like, you know, you |
| 2:00.6 | start out the year like that. You're like, oh God, I got to get my car fixed. Yeah. Oh, you got to get the car fixed. Yeah. |
| 2:08.4 | Like me that happens to me. Not it. We're just leaving it. Yeah. Right. Like we're just roll you. You can't. |
| 2:13.2 | You know, oh, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing about having that kind of car right though, is you |
| 2:19.7 | look like a bum if you don't get it fixed. I'm not even talking about that. I got like a radiator problem. So I |
| 2:24.8 | got to get that fixed. Yeah, he says to call you today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't go through Narl on that one. |
| 2:32.8 | What are you talking about? That's why I'm going to go through Narl. I need a toilet paper. You're going |
| 2:37.9 | to me to get a new phone screen. I'll go through you for anything. I got here. Come on. I just got to fix |
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