Folks, I just heard it all.

Coming to a Victor's Lounge near you.

Or at least on a video camera near you.

Richard Reddy is going to do the icky shuffle.

He's going to do the icky shuffle.

Now, the young kids don't know what that is.

Rich, don't worry.

We will have paramedics standing by.

The 30-year-olds don't know what that is.

The 30-year-olds are kids. You know, I said, who, you're growing up in Canada, what was your American team? What NFL team did you choose? And he said the Cincinnati Bengals. I liked their uniforms. I hated Jim Kelly. I didn't want to root for Troy Aikman.

That was like that was the height of the bills and the, the cowboys.

I don't want to pick one of them.

I just liked, uh, I watched the Bengals lose the Super Bowl to the 49ers and they played this very sad song at the end.

And I started crying as a little kid.

And I, ever since it's the Bengals.

So misery led you to the Bengals?

Yeah.

Misery.

A loss led you to the Bengals.

And after that, it was just like, I just, I didn't, I've never had a team.

It's like, somehow you knew being a Lions fan would be an exercise in futility.

Somehow you knew that.

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