0089. Danny Polishchuk and KP Burke
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
GaS Digital Network
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Danny Polishchuk and KP Burke join Zac Amico and discuss Trump bringing back asylums, the rat children of Pakistan, the rise in assault on stray dogs in India after they decriminalized bestiality, how to eat a baby camel, the HGTV show cancelled after the host said the n-word, the oldest movie you're willing to watch, Epstein files code words, did The Simpsons predict the Epstein scandal, Eyes Wide Shut alternate ending and so much more!
Air Date: 02/16/26
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Fill her up. |
| 0:02.2 | You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. |
| 0:08.3 | Wake up, it's time to go. |
| 0:11.3 | Sacramento's got a show. |
| 0:13.9 | Animals are here to play. |
| 0:16.4 | Jokes and guests to start your day. |
| 0:19.0 | Tell the sandman no more sleep. eat some eggs and cook some beef. |
| 0:23.6 | Lafters waiting, don't be shy. |
| 0:25.6 | Stretch your legs and touch the sky. |
| 0:28.6 | Grab a coffee and join the crew. |
| 0:31.6 | It's Acomico. |
| 0:34.6 | Woo, whoa, warm, soon. |
| 0:39.1 | Woo-hoo. |
| 0:41.6 | Wicca. |
| 0:44.2 | Wicke. Wicke. |
| 0:45.9 | Wicke. |
| 0:46.7 | Wicke. |
| 0:48.7 | Well, good morning, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:52.8 | It's a Monday here at the Gas Digital Studios. |
| 0:57.3 | And it's me, your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico, saying, welcome to the morning zoo. |
| 1:03.2 | Someone took an edible last night to try and go to sleep and may have overindulged because I am still flying. |
| 1:11.6 | Wow, I took 100 milligrams at about 11 o'clock last night. |
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