008 - The Chip Chipperson Memorial Day Extravaganza
The Chip Chipperson Podacast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2017
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Chip Chipperson podcast on the Riot cast network riotcast dot com |
| 0:07.2 | Oh God Oh Jesus I don't know what the turniac conditioner off it's cold in here |
| 0:15.6 | All right cold my nipples are like fucking glass |
| 0:19.7 | No I got damn it I should have said that in a show |
| 0:23.2 | All right I'll edit it in I'll edit it in |
| 0:26.2 | I'll edit it, tell me okay well all right here's what's gonna happen it's your first time |
| 0:29.8 | Noob. I'm gonna say something like I'm an adieu shaman to go like hey look it's uh |
| 0:35.0 | It's Danny soda quenching your thirst for laughter you're gonna laugh like you never heard it |
| 0:40.3 | And don't step on me |
| 0:42.3 | Yeah |
| 0:43.4 | That's the rules we got some uh you got any questions your first time and stuff you're begging me now you finally on |
| 0:48.6 | You drop a phone and he's here thank you for having me cool. Yeah you're welcome. This is a big deal |
| 0:53.0 | No I know I know yeah yeah so why I use all my juice in the industry to get on it yeah |
| 0:58.8 | Oh say that in the podcast I'm gonna fucking level you |
| 1:02.1 | Yeah shit say that say that compliment no say that okay say that it'll be fucking hilarious |
| 1:07.6 | What are you wearing a suit for? I was doing Kennedy oh damn doing Kennedy |
| 1:14.4 | Uh you got a chip wait wait get it out we fuck it up |
| 1:18.8 | No no |
| 1:20.8 | The cat can show on Fox business new always say you were doing Kennedy when the show comes out |
| 1:25.7 | And did you say fucking remember before the show yeah yeah like I was thinking of like uh the president |
| 1:31.5 | No no Kennedy's a woman that was on MTV |
| 1:34.2 | No fucking Teddy Kett all right this is gold |
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