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Tea With Me

006. Trapping Rabbits with Ciaran Bartlett

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8636 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week we answer the question "WHERE'S BUNTER?!" as I'm joined by Ciaran Bartlett. We talk about catching rabbits, the moment Ciaran decided to never give up and much more... VIDEO VERSION ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Prime big deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can lead to involuntary deal squeals, like the infamous deal on a new massager squeal.

0:11.5

Save big on Prime Big Deal Days, October 8th and 9th.

0:30.4

Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Tea with me, the number one Northern Irish comedy tea based podcast, I would say, other than maybe others. If there is others that are

0:36.9

more successful, I'd be so pissed off.

0:36.9

I'd be so pissed off. Big Mike, you all good? You hit a button there? All good? I'm great, yeah. Yep. Okay. Dan, you're all right? Yeah. Everyone's all good. You may notice we have an empty chair here if you're watching the video version of the podcast. If you're not watching the video version of the podcast, you can do it on my YouTube channel.

0:58.8

We have a guest this week but he is not here he will be here when he is here that guest is none other than karen bartlett karen text me about

1:06.4

i'd say about ten minutes ago and said get ready for the most vague reason for being late.

1:12.3

Kieran goes, I got caught, mate, just got caught there.

1:15.6

So we can only assume that was by predator catchers Northern Ireland.

1:21.1

And all I would say is, as much as Karen's a friend, you know, if he has found has found, uh, you know, look, all I'll say is

1:31.0

he's my friend, but sometimes you got to, you got to just look at the evidence put in front

1:36.3

you. So that's, that's all I'll say, but he will be here at some point, but he's a very

1:40.3

naughty boy and he's late. My neck's, I fucked my neck my neck i hate last week i fucked my back and this

1:47.6

week i fuck my neck and that is actually the right term for it because i went to my doctor and i was like

1:52.8

doc i've hurt my back what do you think it is and he goes looks like you fucked your back now he's

1:57.9

not really a doctor he's more of butcher, but he has watched a lot of

2:02.0

films. And then this way goes, like, I've hurt my neck. He goes, now you've fucked your neck.

2:06.3

So that's why I can't turn as easy. I'm an uncle who is very ugly and told me that the key

2:15.7

to people not knowing how ugly you are is just to move a lot. So I can't really do that at the minute, but my uncle was very, very ugly and told me that the key to people not knowing how ugly you are is just to move a lot

2:18.4

so I can't really do that at the minute but my uncle was very very ugly and he's like what you want

2:23.1

to do is just keep your head busy because then people never get to sort of focus on you for long

2:27.2

enough to know how ugly you are and I went to like reply to him but he ducked out a shot, you know.

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