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Desert Oracle Radio

#006: The UFO Experience (Now Safe For Tourists)

Desert Oracle Radio

Ken Layne

Places & Travel, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.9852 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Brendan Maze is developing a new, completely safe tourist attraction for millennials visiting Joshua Tree: an underground bunker for the secure viewing of desert UFOs.

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0:00.0

Transmitting from the Mojave Wilderness in Joshua Tree, California,

0:11.1

now is the time for Desert Oracle Radio, the voice of the desert.

0:15.6

And night has fallen on the desert, once again, and it's the time of year when the night does not

0:22.6

bring quite enough relief it's the humidity an unwelcome late summer visitor to our

0:31.3

generally dry lands it's the time of year when the doors won't shut all the way without a

0:36.3

struggle the wooden frames expanding

0:39.0

with the moisture. Instead of the cool nights we thrive upon, everything swampy and vile like the

0:48.0

Gulf Coast of Alabama or a theme park in Florida. There's something disheartening about checking the desert weather and seeing 80% humidity.

1:00.0

But we survive it most of the time and soon the air will be crisp and dry once again.

1:08.0

Pretty soon.

1:10.0

Meanwhile, once again. Pretty soon.

1:17.0

Meanwhile, there are yellow wildflowers blooming on the desert floor,

1:19.2

tricked into life by thunderstorms.

1:22.6

You might find you can smile

1:24.7

or wrap your fingers around a pencil without the skin cracking and splitting

1:30.2

as it tends to do in the wintertime. You may also notice how bad people smell as water in the air

1:38.2

carries the odor of rock climbers and European tourists right to your nose, which is mostly unaccustomed to such things.

1:46.9

It's used to inhaling dust storms and can be thrown into a mild state of shock when assaulted

1:53.5

with so many smells. It's a time of year when everything feels a little bit more ridiculous.

2:02.7

When a glance at the local news is enough to suggest the heat has gotten the best of people,

2:09.1

when weird schemes come to life and you can't help but wonder how tragically they'll fall apart.

2:18.3

A marijuana company in California paid a $200,000 deposit to purchase the very little town of Nipton,

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