Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.

Tax Act is going to name some now.

Sitting in traffic.

Folding a fitted bed sheet.

Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy team.

Digging a hole.

Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole.

Unfortunately, Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun,

but Tax Act can help you get them done.

Tax Act, let's get them over with.

I think semantics are important when you're talking about obliteration of civilization.

I just do.

Hello, and welcome to The Trawl, the show where we scroll through Twitter so you don't have to.

I'm Gemma Forte.

And I'm Marina Perkis, and this week's Troll has the usual clangers from Truss and Sunak.

We also go very un-British and try to determine what amount of money means wealth.

We despair the rogue's gallery of politicians we're stuck with until the next election,

and of course there are gems galore from the Twitterverse.

Twitterverse, even.

But first, Gemma, how has your week been?

You've been, I hope, grafting away, banging the anti-tory drum while I'm still on holiday in Le France?

I have been banging that drum on behalf of both of us. I have, but I'm going to get that to that in just a sec, because don't you think you're going to get away?

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