005: Mewes Be Illin'

Jay & Silent Bob Get Old

SModcast Network

Kevin, Arts, Bluntman, Chronic, Mewes, Tv & Film, Back, Jason, Performing Arts, Strike, Snoogans, Smith, Nootch, Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2010

⏱️ 60 minutes

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The other day around the way I seen Mewes illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk that illin' punk and in his left hand was Bacardi.

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0:00.0	So you're saying, yo third dude, I'll just got paid on a wadakit lid.
0:05.7	Might your humble narrators suggest a live smodco show.
0:09.6	Csmod.com lists all the upcoming performances, with links to tickets.
0:15.0	As for getting laid, that's all on you amigo. We just make you laugh to get shit your pants.
0:20.6	The sponsors of talk could be coming to your town. Go to Csmod.com and find out.
0:27.3	Csmodco's been blasting its own brand of fuck yeah for years in all forms of media.
0:34.5	If you're saying, hold up sir dude. What about video games?
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0:44.3	Count them two games for your iOS and Android device.
0:48.8	Jay and Silent Bob grace your mobile with too fat to fly and let us dance.
0:55.2	Get your game on smod goblins. Check out smarkade.com.
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1:13.9	Jay and SilentBob.com is your hub for comic book men, secret stash, and Kevin Smith's cinematic
1:21.1	catalog. It's an online one-stop shop that fulfills your need minus the weed.
1:27.1	Jay and SilentBob.com book market.
1:31.0	Baby.
1:41.0	All right. Every saga has a middle age and this is what happens when Jay and SilentBob
2:03.6	get old. I'm Kevin Smith. Jason Mews. How are you sir? I'm good. I'm good.
2:08.7	We're going to get to the conclusion of a very long story we've been telling for a few weeks
2:12.8	because I'm getting a lot of shit on the internet about it. Everyone's like,
2:16.8	all these cliffhangers, fuck you. You're not lost. You look like Hurley, but you're not lost.
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