At Parker, our purpose is simple.

We want to make the world a better place,

by working more efficiently, by using more sustainable practices,

by developing better technologies.

We keep moving forward.

With each new idea, innovation, and partnership, we're one step closer to fulfilling our purpose

every single day.

To find out more, visit Parker.com.

slash Purpose.

Parker, engineering your success.

This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter,

and in some cases anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number five of excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast where we take a hardcore look and some soft core crimes.

I'm your host with the most, Mr. Leroy Luna.

How are you?

Oh, that's wonderful.

Me?

Yeah, I'm doing all right. It's a crazy world out there.

I'm just navigating my way through it the best I can. I hope you guys are all doing well.

All things considered, washing your hands, staying out of trouble, all that good stuff.

In the meantime, I'll do my best to provide you with a little distraction, and we'll just

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