Listen, don't get me wrong. Money ain't bad. Money is really good.

In fact, I often talk about make a lot of money and do a lot of good with it.

But money alone does not make you successful, and that's why we need to address

success and happiness because truth be told, success and happiness are not the same.

Welcome to the Bedros Cooley and Show.

What's the difference between me and you and you?

Back with you was full of winlorenzo and events, so I was banging with a gang of instrumentals.

Hey Ed, do you know how many different fluids the human body has?

I'm going to tell you. You think about snot, you think about spit, you think about semen,

you think about sweat, you think about like oils coming out of glands.

Like, when I think about what the human body secretes, we're pretty fucking nasty.

But we're not here to talk about that, friends. We're here to talk about the Bedros Cooley

and Show, and today we're going to talk about redefining success and happiness.

And late, and I know you're laughing, but the truth is the weird shit that runs through my mind,

man, right? Because like when you're sweating, you're working out, you're sweating.

You're just like, damn, all right. Well, I'm sweaty, but then you realize like,

shit, I'm also oily. And then you realize like, there's a lot of shit. And then it's like

urine and poop that come like, we really like discharge a lot of stuff when you think about

what a human is. We discharge a lot of stuff. Fluids, oils, we're like a fucking broken down

gelopy that's just always like leaking shit. But anyways, we're here because we're going to talk

about redefining success and happiness. And I think that's an important thing to talk about,

because well, as we're 14 classes in, by the time we're filming this episode here,

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