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There is a knock at the door right as we started to, right as we started the show.

We're just going.

Kurtz on it. Yeah, none of us are expecting guests nope nope we aren't so this is a great

episode because i've been wanting to interview bj for quite a while uh but why can we do it last

time i think was i doing jim york i think sat down yeah yeah there was a scheduling conflict was it last year okay okay

so this is this is great because I've been following you um you know your page your stuff for the last several years

um you know you've you've got kind of a I think iconic personality thank you I would say that and I really

like your first name I do have to make this one joke because I was texting Kurt and I was like

where are you and he's like I'm waiting in the lobby for BJ and I was like Kurt that is inappropriate

I will not give you a bleep blow job and then he wrote back very, very embarrassed meme. It was good. It's a nickname I got in elementary school, and it just stuck. Really? No, I'm sorry. Oh. Man, you suck a dude's dick once, and your nickname's BJ for the rest of your life. Is it short? I'm really, like, really attractive teachers in elementary school. I got super lucky. Whoa. Like, I did. Were they, like, I wasn't like. 30-ish dudes? Like, you know, want to date me at nine years old? Yeah. You always have to wonder how that, where that switch is. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Some of these teachers look so good. I know. You could have got on Tinder and had anybody he wanted. Maybe they wanted to influence the future of America in a positive way and not be relying on someone else's dreams, Jared. Where she's like, oh, don't worry. I know the teacher of that one.

Did you go to college? Yeah. Yeah. Did you just ignore me like I have? I went to goddamn college. Come on. That one over there that looks smart and refined. He definitely has been to some pool. The guy with a flannel. The guy with the leather jacket and douchebag hair definitely didn't go to college. I mean, it was online college.

It doesn't really count.

What was the answer?

Or what was the... with the leather jacket and douchebag hair definitely didn't go to college. I mean, it was online college.

It doesn't really count.

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