001 - RiotCast Rules: An Introduction

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2012

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we introduce the idea of "Weird Medicine" and review the history of the show while playing a million old testicle and toe-jam questions from the original XM 202 live show. Along the way we take live phone calls about why low-carb diets cause constipation (answer: hell if I can figure it out), medical uses of urine (there are none, basically...OOPS I GAVE IT AWAY), Saturday night palsy, night sweats and some other crap. Oh, and we discuss why we're still not professional broadcasters after 5 years of doing this and then prove it with one flub after another. HA! Welcome to the new RiotCast show; I'm sure the network is thrilled that they signed a couple of idiots from Tennessee, medical license or no. enjoy! yr obt svt, Steve Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:20.6	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr steve on the riot cast network riotcast dot com weird medicine contains mature content and may be offensive to some listeners.
0:42.7	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:45.4	I've got Tobolivir stripping from my nose.
0:50.6	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my incredible woes.
0:52.4	I want to take my brain out.
0:56.1	Plastic with the wave, an ultrasonic, agographic, and a pulsating shave. I want to magic pills. All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane. And if I don't
1:02.4	get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane. I want to requiem
1:08.0	for my disease. So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:12.8	You're going to take a cow for.
1:15.4	A joh, ho, ho, honey, home, to fame.
1:18.2	Yo, me, I need some touching.
1:21.0	You know, if you're not, hereafter what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone.
1:26.1	Capital of the world.
1:27.2	It's weird medicine.
1:28.7	The first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of radio, now a podcast.
1:33.9	I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, P.A. John. Hello, John. Oh, shit. I'd help if I turn. Boy, this is
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