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Save big on Prime Big Deal Days, October 8th and 9th. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of tea with me.

Here's the way it works.

I am Shane Todd.

Multi-award winning comedian. I've never won an award. Comedian, international

comedian. I'm off to do a gig in Mayo tonight, so you know it's Mr. Worldwide. The way this works is,

I'm going to be with you for about an hour or so, and we're just going to have a tea.

You're going to have a tea with me in the next couple of months.

I'm going to have guests on. They will be having a tea with me and you. And you might be, maybe you're a new

listener. Well, you will because it's episode one, but you might be going, do I need to drink tea

specifically to listen to this podcast? I'll be honest, yes.

You know, maybe you're like, oh, can I just have a coffee instead? Maybe I'll allow it, but I would prefer.

Basically, it's a way of me getting people in the tea. So if you've always been a coffee person or whatever,

maybe you're a hipster and you're like, man, I have to drink coffee, bro. There's no shame in just going back to a good old mug of tea. So what you do is you pour yourself a cup of tea. And I want people drinking tea in mugs. I'd like the finer, the china, the better. You know, I'd like, like you know I mean it's like Chris Brown said

it's not right I'm not dangerous when you're mine I'll be generous you're like fine

China and that does not relate to what I'm saying but he said it or or better yet he sang it

so I want people to bring out fancy tea sets when they're at home.

If you're in a student house, listen to this, I want you guys to stop, you know, shitting kettles.

I want you to stop stealing traffic cones and, you know, shouting the minorities.

And I want you to go to like maybe a nice antique shop, club in a bit of your student to go to maybe a nice antique shop

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