4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Several weeks ago, we gathered an all-star cast of friends of the pod for a LIVE reading of “The Farm,” the thwarted L Word spinoff that never got picked up, in which Alice was sent to prison for Jenny’s murder! Join Brittany Ashley, Brittani Nichols, Laura Zak, Fawzia Mirza, John Bellamy, Cerise Castle, El Sanchez, Analyssa Lopez, Drew Gregory, Erin Sullivan and Kelley Quinn on this very bad road in the podcast recording of the live reading!
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0:00.0 | Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
0:10.0 | squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. It's the way that we live. It's the way that we're |
0:22.6 | And I'm |
0:33.6 | Hi, I'm Reese. |
0:35.8 | And I'm Carly. |
0:37.3 | And this is to Allen back. |
0:41.2 | Live. |
0:42.2 | Unless you're listening to the podcast version of this later, in which case it is no longer live, but at one point it was live. |
0:49.2 | And that's really where the frenetic energy you're hearing is coming from. |
0:52.5 | Hi, Reese. |
0:53.5 | Hi. |
0:54.5 | Yeah, it's not from our personalities. |
0:56.3 | No, it's the liveliness. |
0:58.2 | So once upon a time in December of 2008, |
1:02.3 | some people gathered in Vancouver, which is in Canada, |
1:06.5 | to film a pilot presentation for a program called the Farm. It was intended to be a spin-off of |
1:13.9 | the L-word. So all of season six was created in order to lead up to the farm. Unfortunately, |
1:20.2 | the video of the farm doesn't exist anywhere, but people want it because if you search like |
1:25.0 | the farm, like Elward the Farm, Elward Spir-Spanth the Farm, all you get is people being like, hey, does anyone have a video of Elwood Spurn Off the Farm? |
1:31.2 | And there's like no information at all whatsoever even on like page 10 of Google. |
1:35.2 | So guess what, Carly? |
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