0.07 Happiest Holiday Season Special!

To L And Back: An L Word Podcast

Riese Bernard

Bisexual, Drama, Reboot, Queer, Tv & Film, Gay, Nonbinary, Sexuality, Television, Lesbian, Lword, Health & Fitness, Trans, Showtime

4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Calling all heterosexual orphan shoplifters, it’s time for a “To L and Back” holiday special in which we recap the classic controversial holiday film, “Happiest Season,” starring our very own Kristen Stewart and Dan Levy and directed by Clea Duvall. Join two unpopular Jews as we traverse territory similar to The L Word’s: the collective psychological meltdown of a group comprised almost entirely of wealthy white people!

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Episode Produced, Mixed, Edited: Lauren Klein @laurentaylorklein

Transcript

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0:00.0	Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking,
0:10.0	squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming.
0:13.0	This is the way, it's the way that we live.
0:19.0	It's the way that be it's the way that be
0:22.6	and I'm
0:33.6	Hi, I'm Rees.
0:34.8	And I'm Carly.
0:36.6	And this is to Ellen back.
0:41.0	Holiday edition.
0:42.4	It's the first ever to Ellen Back, holiday spectacular.
0:47.3	That's what you're listening to right now.
0:49.2	Welcome.
0:50.2	Yeah.
0:51.0	It's been so long since we've listened to ourselves talk.
0:54.5	Yeah.
0:54.8	I haven't had any podcast to listen to now that I haven't had our podcast to listen to,
0:58.9	which is the real bummer.
0:59.9	My Spotify wrapped of the year, my number one podcast was this podcast.
1:06.4	I honestly think that like, because I didn't drive that much this year because I wasn't going anywhere.
1:10.0	Yeah, same. So like really whenever I was in the like, because I didn't drive that much this year because I wasn't going anywhere. Yeah, same.
1:11.4	So like really whenever I was in the car, like my most played song on Spotify, I played like 15 times.
1:18.5	Like I think I used all of my car time just listening to my own podcast.
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