EMMY AND IAN NEED HELP

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Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2022

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Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2022

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Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2022

Dying to know what goes down at all those Los Angeles influencer parties? Emmy and Ian will tell you everything about what really happens behind the scenes of all the pictures and TikToks.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2021

Emmy and Ian are finally back into a groove and they're using their allotted time here to talk to you about a CONSIDERATE amount of THINGS that have little to no context or relation to each-other. Some of these things include but are not limited to; legalizing illicit drugs, licking frogs, throwing up in parking lots, and servers at restaurants who are jackholes. Its a mish-mosh cornucopia of listen to this right now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2021

Surprise! Ian is BACK! and he's running the show solo! That is until he is abruptly interrupted by Emmy who was hiding in the podcast studio the entire time. Without pause, Emmy leaps onto the table and hurls her body at Ian breaking his clavicle, knee, cheek bone, and tailbone. He is Suing and we're not allowed to say more at this time...but if you're still reading this go comment the 🍆 emoji on all of emmy's socials See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2021

Let's be honest... this podcast is serious and it's a very make or break environment. Not everyone (Ian) can make the cut. This week Emmy talks about her experiences in high school where she accidentally started a giant anime cult, just like you see in every teen movie, right? If you're still reading, go comment the snake emoji on all of Ian's socials! Ok byeeeee See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2021

This week Emmy and Ian discuss their pact to show their private squares to each other and Emmy’s adventures at fashion week with Debby Ryan *hair tuck* and James Corden. A packet of honey mustard from McDonalds is indeed tearing their relationship apart, but they’re headed to couples therapy after this. First they had to take off their clown makeup though. Confused? You’ll have to checkout the YouTube version on Friday to understand.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2021

Emmy and Ian lost their podcast a few weeks ago due to incredible circumstances that they can barely explain. That being said, they're back now and in a new location with a lot of updates to share. Listen now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2021

Emmy and Ian talk about the dynamic between tiktok comments and creators, their recent google search history, and which old men are attractive. Listen in to hear what HBO show Ian is featured in and meet Emmy’s Uncle Allen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 August 2021

This week on Emmy and Ian Need Help, the pair discuss things like Ian seeing someone getting murdered, to Emmy freaking out at the aquarium. Tune in as they introduce new segment: piss course, and have a “Cheers, Brother!” Yard sale! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2021

Join Emmy and Ian as they talk about Emmy’s birthday party, messing with Jason Derulo, needing to go to a doctor, and much more. Tune in to hear everything, including Savage Ga$p do a rap on the spot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2021

Emmy and Ian share their current stressors including everything from Emmy believing everything she sees online, to Ian.. peeing for money? Tune in to hear what kind of advice they ask this weeks guests: Tyler Funke and Polo Boy! Featuring a surprise appearance to find out whether or not they’re homophobic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2021

Emmy Hartman and Ian Smith really need some help, and you’re about to see why. In this first episode, they’ll break down peeing in sinks and locked bathrooms. Just before you thought it couldn’t get any better, Emmy throws false information on Bryce Hall to the Hollywood Fix about a poopy experience. To shake things up even more, Emmy and Ian grab Notorious employees Cory and Jonathan to test if they know their names, and see how they feel about gay people. Let the fun begin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2021

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Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2021