вҖңI Am Not For EveryoneвҖқ with Pete Holmes

The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Comedy, Secrets, Relationship, Advice, Society & Culture

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by Pete Holmes! They discuss the value of comedy, finding happiness, and each of their psychological weaknesses. Then, they give advice to one caller who received a dick pic from her boyfriendвҖҷs brother and another who is dipping her toes into long distance dating. Check out PeteвҖҷs special вҖңI Am Not For EveryoneвҖқ on Netflix now! Submit your deepest secrets to the Endless Honeymoon Secrets Hotline: (213) 222-8608 and ask Natasha and Moshe for relationship advice: [email protected]. We have merch! Get beanies, mugs, silk robes, and more: http://endlesshoneymoonpod.com/shop Come to our next dinner party, get merch discounts, mystery boxes, etc.: https://www.patreon.com/endlesshoneymoon Pre-order MosheвҖҷs book: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668961/subculture-vulture-by-moshe-kasher/ This weekвҖҷs episode is brought to you by: http://helixsleep.com/honeymoon https://rocketmoney.com/honeymoon http://microdose.com, code вҖңHONEYMOONвҖқ

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0:00.0	Jhova, do you think that was his real name?
0:09.0	Jehovah, do you think that was his real name?
0:11.0	Let's start there.
0:17.0	Come on, Moch, give the guy a break. Jesus didn't go by Jehovah.
0:18.0	No, his dad.
0:20.0	Oh, his name is I am.
0:21.0	It's the same as yours.
0:22.0	No, that's Mosha.. It's the same as yours.
0:22.5	No, that's Mosha.
0:23.7	Mosha's from the water.
0:24.8	No, no, no, it's the same as yours, I.
0:26.8	Oh, our God is an awesome God.
0:28.8	No, no, no.
0:30.0	Is that what?
0:31.8	I'm saying you refer to yourself as I and that same I am is the God of Israel
0:36.5	Natasha let me let me go explain this to you we're actually that's funny you say that because we are currently we just got it we have a foster dog and we're trying it's a German Shepherd yeah good good and you know those are famous Jew but Jew but but bit. Do you know about that?
0:52.6	But they were invented.
0:54.6	They were invented.
0:55.6	They were invented specifically to bite the butts of Jews.
0:59.0	Hell no.
1:00.0	You're making that up much.
1:01.0	That's breed history. Did anybody else Google it before the show?
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