Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon podcast. Natasha, how are you?

I'm good. We're still apart. I'm an Indianapolis, Indiana, and you're in Fair

sunny California. I would I'm curious when I'm away, do you ache for me?

I'm more like look at my calendar and I'm like kind of like, okay, what's the next

chunk I have where he's gone? Oh, you mean you ache for the next time I'm gonna leave

when I'm gone? Yeah. While I'm gone, you're thinking of the next time I'll be gone?

It depends. On what? On my mood, I guess. I would like help with baby and the

dog. But not my company. No, that's cute too. It's cute? Yeah. You know, there's a lot

of women in my DMs right now that are requesting my company. A lot of Indian, a lot of Indiana

women requesting my company. I'm turning them all down because I'm a married man and

it would be nice to know that while I was rebuffing the advances of Hoosier after Hoosier,

that you're at home pining for me. It seems like you, because it's morning right now,

it seems like you had one of those nights where you stayed up all night eating sour cherry

balls and watching Star Trek. Is that what happened to you? Well, first of all, I didn't

eat sour cherry balls. The marketplace here at the Weston was very understocked. But

what did happen was I did drink a tall boy of Red Bull and that was a tactical error and

I was up really late and I watched Dahmer, which was really, I got really, really horny

watching Dahmer. So that kept me up all night, rewinding certain scenes and masturbating

to them. But no, I had a fairly healthy night. I ate a grilled chicken breast last night

with the other comedians while they all greased out Indiana style with like double-decker

burgers. Chaboy was out here. Did you buy it for everybody? I did, honey. Yes, I did. That

is the custom. Thus is the custom. Although it was a little awkward. That's a custom when

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