So not to like talk about the weather, but have you noticed that two years in a row now as soon as Labor Day hit

There has been a drop-off and it's become not fall per se but fall like it was fall-ish today

It was and this happened last year too. It's really weird. I mean just to go into that. I didn't even remember last year

I remember feeling that way last year and so when it happened again. I'm really in tune with nature

Did you see this thing on Twitter? A bot wrote this obituary and I'm losing my mind. A bot wrote no

bituary? Let me hear it. Oh my god. How did they even write it and why did they do that? I actually died.

I actually don't think a bot wrote this. I think somebody very funny wrote this and if it is a bot that wrote this

This bot should be in comedy. Oh okay. So it's this bot obituary. Here's what it looks like. Oh is it about a bot? No. No, but but the picture of the

Home is all fucked up. Okay, ready for this? Yeah.

Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes.

Actually, I bet this is a bot. I bet this is a bot. A librarian from birth. Brenda was an avi collector of dust.

She had a sweetheart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths.

I feel like I know what this is. I think this has been got put through Google translate. Oh okay. Twice.

She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked

like bird and Brenda was a bird. She owed us so many poems. The funeral will be held in 19...

The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life. Okay. I don't think that was a bot. I think that was a funny person.

So maybe they wrote something funny and put in Google translate back and forth. Maybe if I die first, will you write my obit?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I could ever live up to this. I'll try though. Can I write it in this style?

Yes, because I make it go viral. Okay. You know, all right. I want them to remember me for a few minutes.

All right. I mean, maybe you should tell me something dramatic that I could reveal to make it go viral.

Think about it. Put it in an envelope and like seal it or something like that.

You know, okay, I'll put it in a safe deposit box. Okay. Oh my god. What am I going to say? I don't know. I guess it's going to have to wait.

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