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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Cash and T.J. talk about Arthur C. Clarke, pant framing, the Headless Horsemen, flower smelling, bee stings, fun socks, Farmersonly.com, China, birdbath conversations, dojo’s and ask the question, “Can a person be all trunk and no leaves?” Listen to this episode uninterrupted, while eating Starbursts in the shower… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:09.0	Nertist.com.
0:09.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:37.0	Being the CEO of the biggest one of the biggest agencies in all of
0:50.0	Hollywood C C C. C. A. I'm one of the most powerful agents at C. C. A. That's C. A. That's right. It's a nice feeling. Sometimes I kick my feet up. Oh,
1:08.0	Madrina, hold all my calls and don't tell me your name is in Madrina.
1:15.0	Getting sick of it. That's how they go.
1:20.0	Sometimes I kick my feet up on the desk and look at the ceiling and think,
1:25.0	Bobby, you're some kind of man.
1:30.0	And that's written on my ceiling in calligraphy. Well, cursive.
1:37.0	Calligraphy was... well, it's fucking expensive, I'll be honest with you.
1:40.0	Calligraphy's about as fucking expensive as writing can come and so I said you know I'll just get
1:45.9	someone that knows cursive.
1:48.0	So I had that curse in cursive Bobby, you are one fuck of a dog, you know?
1:56.0	And then I painted over that. I thought that was a terrible idea.
2:00.0	So then I painted over that and I put the current maxim that's written up there, which I'll always remember.
2:07.2	I don't need to.
2:08.2	If I could get this written right above me.
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