Good morning, good morning everybody.

How are you doing on this Tuesday, August the 16th?

How was that coffee tasting?

How did you sleep last night?

How was your week going?

Did your Monday go well?

Did you get lots done?

All right, we got lots to cover today, of course, as always.

So we're going to jump right into this bad boy.

Let's jump into our national holidays.

August 16th is National Rumb Day, National Airborne Day, National Roller Coaster Day,

National Telejoke Day, that's not for this crowd.

I know this crowd, this crowd hates jokes, it's 100% seriousness around here.

My wife and I, we went to Turks and Cacos for our honeymoon and the first thing we

get to our little resort hotel deal and the guy's like, you want a rum punch?

I was like, sure, I don't know what that is, but I literally didn't drink anything

else that whole trip, rum punch, so good.

That's what when we go to Puerto Rico, we have the Z.

Head Trip to Puerto Rico, that's what we're going to be servant, rum punch.

All right, so let's see, I tell a joke day.

Literally my only joke is what is a bear with no, what do you got, what do you call a bear

with no teeth?

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