ZBT #207: One Lance Corporal Vs. The Cartel

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🗓️ 11 October 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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ROUND 1: Now that the UFO/Area 51 drama has subsided, we need to alert you to a much more pressing matter…. Torpedo Eating Sea Monsters. Yarghhh with eyes black… like a doll's eyes...

ROUND 2: We've got an unreal story of bravery, selflessness & resilience from a soldier who stepped up to save lives during horrible training accident.

ROUND 3: Holy micromanagement, Batman. This is a hot story about a coolin' problem as our forces in Europe are given new guidance on air conditioning units.

ROUND 4: An Airman smashed a world record by bench pressing 551 got-damn pounds at a powerlifting competition and we're not that impressed because we're all pretty fit here at ZBT and could, like probably do that too.

ROUND 5: The Marine Corps is getting SOFT as BABY SHIT because they want Marines to carry umbrellas. UMBRELLAS!

Round 6: A vigilante Marine tried to take down a cartel all by his lonesome. He didn't succeed but he did get taken into custody by NCIS!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.8	It's a Friday edition of zero block 30 and today we have six rounds in the magazine. Round
0:16.4	number one, now that the UFO area 51 drama has subsided, we need to alert you to a much more
0:22.6	pressing matter. Torpedo eating sea monsters. Round number two, we got an unreal story of bravery,
0:28.8	selflessness and resilience from a soldier who stepped up to save lives during a horrible,
0:33.0	horrible training training accident. Round number two, we got an unreal story of bravery and
0:38.4	selflessness and resilience from a soldier who stepped up to save life during a horrible training
0:42.1	accident. Round number three, holy micro management Batman, this is a hot story about cool and
0:48.0	problems as our forces in Europe are giving new guidance on air conditioning units because that's
0:53.3	what commands should be involved with fucking air conditioner units. Round number four, an
0:58.8	airman smashed a world record by bench pressing 551 pounds at a powerlifting competition.
1:07.0	And we're not that impressed because we're all pretty fit here. In fact, Kate is wearing running
1:11.6	pants right now. Round number five, the Marine Corps is getting soft as baby shit because they
1:16.8	want to carry umbrellas. Umbrella's umbrella. The worst. Marines want to wear umbrellas. Round number
1:29.0	six, a vigilante Marine, try to take down a cartel all by his lonesome. He didn't succeed,
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