This is a headgum podcast.

So your second book called Confronting Sebastian.

I don't have an expert from that, but I couldn't get my hands on this book.

What are you?

Who is Sebastian?

And what's he getting confronted about?

Because that's the perfect podcast to talk about him.

And I'm just going, I can't get my hands on a book.

I don't know if it's been banned from the U.S.

I don't know if like, I don't know what the story is.

I can't get any information on this book.

Well, you want me to get into it, really go into it right now? I do. Unless, unless that's a sore spot, because you did email me asking not to bring up the book, but we're live.

It's okay. Here's basically what had happened. I, so I had an amazing sandwich shop

down the street from where I was living a few years ago.

And it was, it was, they had made amazing Italian subs.

And there was a man there named Sebastian who would make the sandwiches, check me out, bring me up, we would become friends.

And one night I was getting into my car to go driving.

And I found my, someone had come up behind me and slashed the back of my legs, basically with a knife.

And I was bleeding.

And the person ran away faster than I've ever seen someone around my life.

And I thought, what the hell is really what's going on?

Because I'm in serious pain.

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