From Hollywood, it's time now for Bob Bailey as...

Johnny Deller.

Hi, Johnny. Dan McKay, Harbor Police.

Dan, I was planning to drop by and see you about the sinking of the Molly K.

But I've been pretty busy since I got here.

Yeah, so I've heard. Johnny, you're under arrest.

What did I do? Park in a red zone, walking the grass.

I'm not kidding. I mean it.

Oh, what's the charge?

Let's see. Salt and battery. Aggravated assault. Assault with intent to do bodily injury.

Hold it, Dan, that's enough.

But you want to know who signed it?

I already know.

That's practically an admission of guilt.

You know that.

But I've got witnesses.

So is he.

Huh?

I think you'd better come down and talk about it.

Or you'll send out the wagon, is that it?

I'm serious, Johnny.

All right, Dan, I'll be down.

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