Dollar, I understand you're probably the best private eye in the business.

Well, I try to make a living as an insurance investigator, that's what you mean.

Well, what I have in mind does not exactly come under the heading of insurance investigation.

Oh, then if you'd like me to recommend somebody to you.

But then again, it might.

What?

Does the name of Sarah Balderson barling mean anything to you uh yeah

wait a minute the old dollar belongs about half of the southern connecticut water and power

company that's right she's a very important client of ours i thought you said this matter doesn't involve

insurance it doesn't yet i hope you can keep it from doing so oh now look now look, if this is one of those bodyguard assignments...

No, it isn't.

And incidentally, in addition to your expense, the cost,

there will be a sizable fee for your service.

Oh, well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

How much?

$5,000.

$5,000.

But if you think perhaps I'd better get so...

Don't even think of it, Mr. Wigley. I'll be right over.

Bob Bailey, in the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account.

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.

Yours truly. Johnny Dollar.

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