We are listening enjoyment, John Lund as...

Johnny Dollar.

This is Mitchell, Dollar.

Oh, how are you, Mr. Mitchell?

Fine. Are you available?

Oh, completely.

The company insures a Mr. Nathan Swing, former resident of Los Angeles.

Where is he living now?

He isn't.

His body was found floating in the Los Angeles Harbor.

How did he get there?

Somebody shot him first.

Check with Sergeant Matthews, Central Division Homicide.

He'll give you all the details.

I'll get on it right away.

I'd like to borrow a few moments from our show to ask you a question.

Suppose a little man with three arms and five eyes should skim past your ear in a flying saucer and ask you,

what is the biggest business on earth?

To be truthful, you would have to tell them that the biggest business in our world employs about 350,000 people,

handles 25 billion items every year,

transacts 14 billion dollars worth of business in all of its 43,000 branch offices each year, but never clears a profit.

Well, maybe such a business sounds out of this world to you, but it actually

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