For your listening enjoyment, John Lund has...

Johnny Dollar.

Bill Randall, Johnny, and are you ever a lucky stiff?

Well, coming from you, I have my doubts.

How can you say that, man?

Getting away from all this rain and cold basking

amidst the sweet-scented blooms of magnolia and honeysuckle?

Uh-huh.

Where is this springtime paradise?

Charleston, South Carolina.

And what caught fire down there?

The Ambrose Cooper Paper Company, Johnny,

burned halfway down to the ground last night.

Second fire there in two years.

Cost one of their secretaries their life and could cost us around 100 grand.

Well, you can afford it, even if she couldn't.

Not if it's arson, we can't.

Well, maybe the mint jolets are in bloom down there, too.

Now for just a few words on the subject of getting things done.

Within the past few years, a new plan of activity has sprung up in America, the do-it-yourself

plan.

Whether you want to build a better mousetrap, a house, a rocket ship, plant a garden, or have some new clothes, you can buy

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