From Hollywood, it's time now for...

Johnny Deller.

This is Harry Branson at Philadelphia Mutual Liability and Casualty Company.

Oh, hi, Harry. What's on your mind?

I have a case for you, a very important one.

Good. Tell me about it.

John, did you ever hear of Laird Douglas, Douglas of Hetherskote?

Lord, who... Say that slowly, will you?

Laird Douglas of Heth coat? Lord, who... Say that slowly, will you? Laird Douglas, Douglas of Heather's coat.

Sorry, I left my kilts and bagpipes on the other side of the drink.

Huh? Oh. Yeah, I'm feeling real sharp this morning. But what about this Laird Douglas,

something or other? Can you come down here to Philadelphia and see me?

I hate to be so blunt about it, old boy, but what's in it for me? A nice retainer fee in any event? Well, good. And, of course,

expenses and your regular commission,

if anything happens to layer Douglas Douglas. I've had this,

God. Why, yes. Okay, Harry, I'm on my way.

Oh, John. Yeah? Come down by plane, will you? The first one

you can get. Urgent, huh? Yes, John. Very.

Tonight, and every weekday night,

Bob Bailey in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account,

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator...

Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.

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