daughter well thank goodness thank goodness for what oh the trouble i've had getting this number

of yours how come i finally had to call mr mccracken at universal adjustment bureau i found out from him

that you're there in hartford connecticut that's right well i i thought you were going to drop by and pick up your check. Was I? Well, of course, she said you would. Did I? Well, of course. Well, all right, but what's it for, and who are you? Well, what's it for? Why, why, for your services in connection with that oil refinery investigation you made for us? What oil refinery? When? Well, last week. What are you talking about? And who are you, sir? Now, now, look here, I'm Ted Beckham, Western Indemnity Company. Now, who else would be calling you regarding... Ted Beckham? Yes, yes, of course. Western indemnity? That's right, right here in Fort Worth. Now, Mr. Beckham.

I'll have okayed your expense account for that refinery investigation. The check is ready,

and I just want to be sure that you pick it up. Investigation? Look, are you being funny,

dollar? There in Fort Worth? Yes. Texas? Yes. Mr. Beckham.

Yes. The only case I handled last week was right here in Hartford. A week before, I was in Little Rock, Arkansas. No, no. Well, wait a minute. I was also here in Hartford. Dollar? And before that, in L.A., California. Look, you're Johnny, Dala? That's me. Well, you're not. I'm nuts?

Well, of course not.

How stupid to me!

I should have realized you were... That's me. Well, you're not. I'm not.

Well, of course not. How stupid of me. I should have realized you weren't Johnny Dollar the minute you picked up the phone. Now look, Mr. Beck... Well, your voice, it's not one bit like, dog. Now, look, will you please listen to... Oh, all right, you imposter. You've succeeded in making a fool of me. This bird's off his rocket. But believe me, if I had time, I'd have you track down and arrested for imprisonment.

Me?

Yes.

Impersonating?

Yes.

For impersonating Jonah Dola.

Goodbye.

Hello.

Hello.

Well, same to you and many of them.

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