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Yo, it's the dudes behind the food.

D-D-D-D-DUts, behind the foods.

Yeah, is the news behind the food?

It's actually really fucking good! Ah-ah-H-, 1. David So, have you ever beat a ticket? Yes. I've only beat a ticket by contesting it and the person didn't show up to court. Isn't that great? Yeah, it's fantastic. Like, they're just like, okay, I'm not going to deal with this shit. I've definitely lost and I got fucking pissed because this judge was such a fucking asshole. Like this guy, um, basically it was I ran that he said I ran the fucking red. But like I'm traveling at speed limit and then it turned red.

Right. Those sneaky ones. Yeah. And I when I got in, it was still, it was yellow and then, like, halfway through it turned red and they still gave me the ticket. I was like, well, the idea behind it is that if it's yellow, right, and you're still going at speed limit and there's a car behind you, you shouldn't slam on your brakes right to go through it which I did I was like that's what I remember from driving school like you're that's what you're supposed to do I was like no you ran the red I'm like wait so I was like alternatively if I slam my brakes that car hits me that's what you guys wanted they're like it's the law that law. That's the law. What the fuck are you talking about?

And you could see in the footage, the car was on my ass.

So that's why I decided to just go right through it. Because if I hit my brakes at foot, would have slammed me because the guy was tailgating. It's a trap, man. I was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Ooh, I want to sock that judge in the face.

You should have socked him in his face, dog.

Too bad the judge was a fucking lady,

even though I didn't ask what that person identified with.

Punch their... judge in the face. You should have socked him in his face, dog. Too bad the judge was a fucking lady, even though I didn't ask what that person identified with.

Punched her in her fucking taint, dog.

Wow!

One time, bro, I felt like it was one of the situations where you speak things into existence, right?

And I had like a crazy, I forgot what ticket was, but it was like, it was like a $500 ticket.

And I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna contest this shit.

I'm gonna fight this shit, right?

And showed up in court, pleaded not guilty that that whole shit had to show up again.

And, you know, and also was praying that the police that whole shit had to show up again and you know and also was praying

that the police officer wasn't going to show up he's not going to show up he's not going to show up

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