Your Valentine’s Day Questions, Answered!
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
In this special Valentine’s Day episode, Sarah shares a sex fantasy gone awry. Plus, she helps a heartbroken New Yorker move on, weighs the pros and cons of telling your manager you like them, and offers tips on how to meet people IRL.
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonnotta |
| 0:02.0 | out. Hey! |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, I want to say. |
| 0:15.0 | Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck up. |
| 0:18.0 | Hey, ya fuck up. |
| 0:19.0 | Hey! |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, everyone, it's your old pal, Sarah, and today we have something very special for you |
| 0:25.5 | it's a Valentine's Day show because Valentine's Day is coming up we thought it would be fun |
| 0:31.1 | to put a whole episode together where I try to answer your questions about love |
| 0:36.2 | All the good and bad and ugly in between |
| 0:39.2 | My Valentine's Day is gonna be very romantic. I am going to get fitted for hearing aids. But maybe |
| 0:47.6 | we'll have a romantic dinner or something after, you know. And it's, you know, Rory and I, it's funny because I talk about |
| 0:55.1 | Rory a lot here and Rory and I have, you know, we've been together for a while now. |
| 0:59.1 | It's been, it's been three years. you know we make love and it's we we always try to keep it fresh |
| 1:10.9 | So like I'm pretty sure this is normal. I mean what's normal but |
| 1:15.2 | every once in a while we'll like when we're doing it will like slip into fancy talk to like |
| 1:19.6 | freshen it up you know like keep it fresh so a while ago we were we were like starting to fool around |
| 1:28.0 | and then I went to do something like that and I just go you just showed up at my camp. And then it was just kind of quiet. And he goes, |
| 1:40.0 | but you like own the camp, right? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I own the camp, I own the camp right and I'm like yeah. Yeah. I own the camp. I own the camp. It's weird getting older and and like having sex. It's really fucking weird. So then another time we were having sex and he goes, |
| 1:53.2 | this is so crazy like I don't even know your last name and it's so hard being a comic |
| 1:57.9 | because you want to be in the moment with sex but then your mind thinks another way and I'm trying to stay in it and I just said it's Hitler. |
| 2:08.8 | And it, you know, it broke things up for a little while but we focused and finished. |
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