This episode of Teen Commandments contains some quite distracting behaviour from my co-host,

also some bad language and some adult themes. So you've been warned.

Well, it's only Claire Hamilton.

Oh, and Sarah Cox. Hi there. Hi, squeaky. Oh, that's cute. She's ever so squeaky.

It's because you've got that big white shirt on.

You look very cool. I know. I look like her. Oh, God. You do look like one of the musketeers. I do, don't I? It's a musketeer shirt. Are you going to rescue me and put me over the back of your horse and gallop off into the sunset? that I'll be your fair maiden.

You'd probably fall off and then I'd laugh

and then we'd we a bit.

Yeah, we can do all that.

Now, welcome along to and gallop off into the sunset, I'll be your fair maiden. You'd probably fall off and then I'd laugh and then we'd be a bit.

Yeah, we can do all that. Now, welcome along to your turn. This is the episode of Teen Commandments, where we go through your brilliant stories on email. Keep them coming in. Hello at Teen Commandments.comandments.com.com. Oh, you've had a lovely couple of days. Obviously, our main episode comes out on a Monday. it. Have you been since then? Hope you're okay. Let's crack off first then. Do we crack off or crack on? Don't start with them things because I get them all wrong. Curling them out, knocking them out. Let's crack off with Emma. Emma's a newbie. I realize I'm extremely late to this party, but that's fine. Come on in.

Everybody's already leathered. You'll have to catch up.

I've just returned from a fortnight's holiday where I binged the whole series so far.

Those questions of, is it just us when talking about our teens, have no been answered, and we now feel part of a tribe. Emma says, your pod made me remember so many things about our teen years because we survived the teenage years of twin girls who are now 26 and we are now in the midst of teen years again with 17 year old boys.

So two that is bold.

Two of each. Two of each and two lots of teens.

Wow.

Okay. So let's see what she's saying. Your prom episode really made us laugh. Our girls' prom didn't exactly go without a hitch. Now, we were warned not to make a fuss, but we were there at the venue, along with all the other parents, for the teens' arrival. I'm not really done the prom thing does ever do all the parents go to see the teens arrive?

They're all lined up ready to take the photos of their teens getting out of the car that they've

spent a fortune on and they want to see this wonderful outfit that they've bankrupted themselves

for stepping into the prom. Okay, nice. So while wanting to get some great photos, yeah, you're right.

Emma says, my wife, Zoe, or as I say, my wife, Zoe, decided to climb up a bank to get the perfect shot.

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