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🗓️ 8 February 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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On a special Valentine's Day episode, Jake Hurwitz & Amir Blumenfeld (@jakehurwitz, @jakeandamir – If I Were You, Lonely & Horny, Headgum) stop by the Cool House (a fun nickname Demi just made up right now!) to talk about hemorrhoid pillows, Moulin Rouge!, Harry Potter, and eventually, the seminal-but-unspecific masterpiece that is Elton John's "Your Song!"
UNPUNCHABLE JAMS: Julia Michaels - “Issues”, Dave Matthews Band - “Crash Into Me”, Blood Red Shoes - “It’s Getting Boring By The Sea", Carly Rae Jepsen - “Run Away With Me”
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0:00.0 | Hi everybody, Dimmie here. Just a few fun notes for the episode. First of all, we're |
0:09.8 | doing some shows, baby. If you live in Los Angeles, Miel and I are going to be doing a |
0:13.4 | sort of mini take on the show as part of a head gum live showcase at UCB on February 23rd. |
0:19.7 | It won't exactly be an episode of the show and we're still sort of planning out what |
0:22.7 | we want to do exactly, but it's going to be in the same vein. We've got some very fun |
0:26.2 | ideas. So come on out. It'll be a blast. If you live in Austin, Texas, we're also going |
0:30.6 | to be doing a live episode of the actual show at South by Southwest, which is fucking exciting. |
0:36.1 | Saturday, March 10th at 4.30 p.m. at the North Door. You don't need to South by Southwest |
0:40.4 | badge to get any just new tickets. We'll put details for those tickets up on our Twitter |
0:44.1 | Instagram, Facebook, very shortly and we'll pin the tweet so you can always find the details. |
0:48.6 | So come on out. It's going to be so fun. We're very, very excited to do this in front of |
0:52.4 | people and add some twist to it that we can't really do when it's just the two of us sitting |
0:56.2 | in studio chairs. Aside from that, two corrections for this episode that'll make sense when |
1:00.8 | we actually get to hear the episode. One, Elton John did write all of the original songs |
1:05.4 | for the Lion King with Tim Rice, not with Bernie Topin, and two, it's pronounced Topin. |
1:10.4 | Not Topin, I figured it out. Eventually. Okay, enjoy the show. |
1:22.4 | It's time for Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. Couch. |
1:34.1 | Hello everybody and welcome to Couch. Off to a great start. You guys don't know at home, |
1:39.1 | but I accidentally stopped the song. It was funny. It was funny. Maybe I'll just keep |
1:43.2 | it in. People like natural little flubs like that. It makes them like they never fucked |
1:49.0 | up. Oh, now Demi's lesser than I don't think so. It's like how I love when a politician |
1:54.4 | is an idiot because I'm like, oh, they're like me. Yeah, it's like let's see you fucking |
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