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The Receipts Podcast

Your Receipts: My housemate won't stop talking to me!

The Receipts Podcast

The Receipts Media LTD

Comedy

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We're back answering your dilemmas in our minisode 'Your Receipts'. You can send us your dilemmas by emailing: [email protected] and we'll answer them anonymously on the podcast. #TheReceiptsPodcast is a fun, honest podcast fronted by Tolly & Audrey who are willing to talk about anything and everything. From relationships to situationships to everyday life experiences, you can expect unadulterated girl talk with no filter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, hello, hello,

0:03.0

guess whose immune system got to fucking working.

0:08.0

Gess who can breathe through both nostrils.

0:12.0

Guess who is not cuffing anymore. Guess who no longer has the snipples. Guess who has been cured. Thank the Lord, thank God, we are safe, we are free, we are lucky free.

0:27.0

Indeed, it is.

0:29.0

And just call me Audrey!

0:31.0

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-a-b-b-b-b-a-b-b-b-b-b- B. B. Oh, to freedom. Anytime I'm sick and I'm well again, I'm like, wow, I'm never

0:37.8

taking advantage of these precious times that I have on earth again. Breathe in.

0:43.0

Do you know, one of the first tweets I ever saw, like many, many moons ago when I joined the app,

0:49.0

was someone tweeted and they were like, I've got a cold,

0:52.0

and I'm just sitting here taking for granted all the times I could breathe.

0:54.8

That was the first time I'd ever seen something that was so like accurate.

1:00.4

And I was like, that's when I was like, no, we're all all living the same lives I could not believe someone else had that thought process

1:05.6

I was like mad because yes all the times you can breathe and just take it partly just

1:11.2

Breathe anyhow like not thinking about the times where you're going to get

1:14.3

sick in your nose is blocked so yeah like I love it and it's the first one just a one nostril is blocked

1:18.1

just like why is this happened to me oh lord but yeah look at there

1:29.0

pets bring so much joy from those happy greetings at the door to the warm cuddles on the sofa. So give a little love back with dental life from Purina, a range of delicious chues made for dogs and tasty

1:36.2

snacks for cats that help clean and support your pets, teeth and gums, essential for their

1:41.9

overall well-being and a happy

1:44.0

happy healthy life. They give you plenty of smiles

1:47.0

so look after theirs with dental life.

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