Hello, hello, beautiful people and welcome to the year that is 2025.

We've been in the future, we are in the future and it's pretty good here, hopefully.

Welcome to 2025.

Is that New Year's song?

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No, there isn't actually.

The only one that I can think of is Prince's one, but that's the year 2000.

Maybe put the mic to your fucking face in this new year.

That would be helpful.

Audrey has not been out of work for a little while.

You know, I haven't been well rested and relaxed.

I've forgotten how this whole thing goes.

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