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Back to the Barre

Your Mother Doesn't Love You

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

“They hand her pom poms and she’s on the field like, ‘What am I doing?’ says Christi, of the essence of the third episode of Dance Moms’ second season. Brooke may start at the top of the pyramid this week, but she ends up being thrown under the bus along with Kelly. The episode, like many Dance Moms episodes to follow, revolves around a small bit of truth that producers exaggerated into a completely false narrative. In real life, Brooke mentions that she’s thinking of doing cheerleading instead of dance, and Kelly expresses a sincere desire to make sure Brooke doesn’t miss out on normal milestones. Producers spin this into setting up a fake cheerleading audition for Brooke, and making it seem like it took Brooke away for the whole weekend, missing the competition and letting the whole team down. Kelly explains how none of this was real, and the huge disparity between what producers let the other mothers get away with and what they punished her for.

Christi and Kelly share more behind the scenes trade secrets. Interviews are done the week after an episode’s footage is filmed and they could tell the direction an episode was going in based on the interview questions. Sometimes they were so eager to get it over with they would say whatever the producers wanted them to.

Christi can’t believe that Cathy was allowed to push her and put her hands on her and get away with it, especially considering that those same actions would be enough to cause Kelly and Abby’s most infamous fight and all of the damage that resulted from it. They share the repulsive costume idea Abby originally had for the Born to Dance costumes. 

Quotes

“Listen, when you go through the trenches with someone, you're joined for life. And there were times–and we'll definitely talk about this,--- especially when we talk about the episode that we had that big fight in—.we were together more than we were with our husbands.” (9:06-9:22 | Christi)

“Originally, Abby wanted us to make umbilical cords out of fabric and wrap them around their costumes. That’s disgusting. I think I don't understand the purpose of that. Thank God we didn't do that. But there was a point where she had all that purple and red fabric and she was twisting it. She said, ‘I want you to fashion umbilical cords.’ And we said, ‘No. Disgusting.’ (20:44-21:09 | Christi and Kelly)

“Abby says that Kenzie proved herself in the group dance. ‘Hope she remembers,’ she says, fingers crossed and smiling. I'm thinking, ‘Meanwhile she would take our kids out back, tie them under a bumper, drag them through that pothole parking lot if they forgot.” (32:50-33:04 | Christi and Kelly)

“Maybe we should start drinking whenever Jill wears fur.” (33:30-33:33 | Christi)

“Abby says, ‘You know, when your kids get a full scholarship to Harvard, and Brooke’s going to community college like her mom, are you going to support your friend?’ I said, I didn’t go to community college, bitch. Meanwhile, Abby didn't go to college either. So what is she talking about? Did she even really graduate from high school? (46:35-46:58 | Kelly and Christi)

“She's the type of person who breaks your toys. She doesn't want anybody else to play with her toys. So instead of sharing, she breaks them. So if she can't get her way at the competition, she's just going to screw everybody.” (48:06-48:18 | Christi)

 




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0:00.0

Baby let's just dance dance, let's just dance baby I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance dance

0:06.4

There they they they they they can you feel it can you take it can you come and freeze that all of it

0:12.5

Hey, let's drift the team do we ride now?

0:15.8

Pop, pop, pop, now turn the volume off, lock it me up

0:20.0

Hey, let's drift welcome back to the bar

0:22.2

This is bitch number one

0:24.8

I'm gonna bitch number two

0:27.7

Hi, oh that was like, russup

0:30.2

Hi, it's Kristian Kelly, your two favorite bitches

0:34.9

I didn't even realize that we kind of labeled ourselves that and now everything

0:39.9

Yeah, you know, I was so funny because I was thinking about that the other day and I'm thinking

0:42.8

We really need to change that we're like not the bitches

0:45.6

No, we're not the we're the voices of reason

0:48.5

Yes, we're the voices of the audience

0:50.8

I think we should say like

0:53.4

Amazing woman number one and amazing woman number two

0:57.7

That's mom ever number one

1:00.7

As mom ever

1:03.2

Yes, all right we'll come up with something new

1:05.5

But before we get into all of that, I feel like we have so much to catch up on

1:08.4

But before we do that, let's start off by thinking our patreon's

1:12.0

So these are all of our

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