You could have a kid at home for free. No one can stop you, right? Yes. But that's really hard, right? To, like, not have a doctor there. There's a lot of risk. It's very scary that there's a tradeoff. Right? Same thing with, like, oh, I couldn't, like we can never afford a daycare. Oh, and then on top of that, their food is free for a long time. Right? Exactly.

If you can rest,

which is harder, there's risks.

So then, yeah,

and then he talks about a bunch of different things.

It's the same thing with dating, right?

We talk about this.

I'll never find someone.

I'm going to be single forever.

Okay.

You can find someone. It's just going to take a lot of work and time and effort.

You have to put yourself in a position to be found. What does that mean? You have to live a public

life. You have to go out. You have to meet people. You have to be seen, whether online or in person, you need to move

to a place where someone you would want to marry would be and try over and over and over and

again. What you're really saying is, I will never get married. I'll never meet the person I'm

supposed to be with in my current situation where I'm like comfortable.

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