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My name is Mike and you're listening to what is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest podcast of all time.

It's all heard.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, so I've heard from the listeners themselves who are sending it today. It's a listener's special. It is, yes. Didn't we promise to do this? Definitely a lot more than we ever fucking ended up doing. The podcast full of false promises. That's us. Oh, we literally only say things to not do. That's the stage we're at for that chapter podcast, which is why we should never really promise doing anything at all. I'm not going to stop. I'm going to keep promising. You're going to keep it up? Oh, I mean, why stop now at this point? Yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah, like, in for a penny. Yeah. Absolutely. Folks. So you're listening to, uh, the latest edition of listener stories. These are stories y'all, y'all are sending into the podcast. You know, you guys are part of the podcast. We're family here. We are family. This is maybe the 12th. Yeah, we don't visit as much, but. I don't know know how many listeners stories up since last one we did was fucking Halloween Halloween

Halloween special we were like we'll do this every week yeah and we haven't

done it and well it's it's been a minute yeah I mean this is what April may know

this is going up so sorry about that folks but keep sending them in yes do keep sending in

okay i think we were just talking before we started recording that we will actually try and

keep to some we'll do a listener stories at the very minimum once every two months ideally

every month there'd be a listener stories episode but we came with a fun idea before literally before

we start recording we're like the next episode what we'll do is we'll start drinking shots and do like a, like a listener stories bingo. So we'll be hammered by the end. So that'll be fun. Keep saying things to the listeners that we're absolutely not going to do. Yeah. Because we haven't broken enough promises. Keep adding shit on. I just said I'm not going to stop. Okay, great. Well, yeah, folks. So we got a couple of listeners' stories. Just an Irish couple, just read out a few, you know, because a couple does not mean two. That's true. That is true. Yeah, a couple means, a couple means a few. Two and more. Yeah, a couple means two and more, and a few. Yeah, like, if I say I'm going for a couple of points, it's not two points. Definitely. For sure, for Yeah, yeah. If you're going for a few points. Then you're out for the night night. You're out. Well, if you go for a load of points. It's not two points. Definitely. Yeah, absolutely. For sure. If you go for a few points.

Then you're out for the night night.

You're out.

Well, if you go for a load of points, then I would say you're... Hapa points. Hap of points. Yeah, yeah. That's true. You go for a half a point. Oh, Jesus, Kriva! Oh, Jesus! Um, already, oh, before we get in, though, to today's episode, folks, I'm putting my sunglasses on.

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